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Joke of the Day

"I hate laundry, dishes, sweeping, mopping, dusting, fixing and fetching. The only logical conclusion is that I am descended from royalty."

"Do you guys want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, its too cheesy"

"off to see the new anti-semitic Tyler Perry movie, ""Jews Control the Madea."""

"* Grows beard to woo women * * Receives recruitment email from ISIS *"

"On Hitler's birthday my company is discounting everything... Everything will be nein percent off. My mother actually came up with this..not sure if I should be concerned."

"Hot chick without makeup: her beauty is so effortless & carefree Me without makeup: why is that very sick grandma not in a home"

"Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because kids that eat Taco Bell can't climb, or run."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ? Actor you my dear Alphonse !"

"On my tax form I checked the single box but added ""and looking""."

"I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution...."