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Joke of the Day

"I hate laundry, dishes, sweeping, mopping, dusting, fixing and fetching. The only logical conclusion is that I am descended from royalty."

"TIL Micheal Bay's 'Pearl Harbour' made almost $ 200 million... ...I thought that it bombed! [re-worded Greg Proops joke from DLM]"

"A helicopter crashed on a graveyard Reports says over 500 dead."

"OC - Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes? You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant."

"I can't believe my computer has the audacity to edit audio"

"Women don't make good meteorologists because they're never wrong"

"Wherever you go, hold your head high like you actually did something with your life at some point. It fools most people."

"How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia? If the shutter makes a ""crick"" noise."

"Russia and Ukraine. What did Russia say to Ukraine? Go Crimea River."

"I remember one time when I was high... I asked a cat if it could talk. It replied Me? How?"