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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the one about the jump rope? Meh... Just skip it."
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"A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink... When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, ""Bartender, how much do I owe you?"" The bartender replies, ""For you, neutron, no charge."""
"How is prison like quidditch? The game ends when they catch the snitch"
"Why can't orphans play baseball? they don't know where home is"
"Meanwhile, in an alternate universe where the Nazi's empire reaches to all four corners of the universe... They've become a Reichtangle."
"What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil? I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B."
"I had a Viagra addiction... and it was the hardest time of my life."
"TEXT ""TEXT"" TO TEXT TO DONATE A TEXT TO TEXT"
"5th grade teacher: ""You have more wrong answers than your whole class combined. I have never seen one person make so many mistakes."" Student: ""Well... not *one* person. My dad helped me too."""
"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR FANNYPACK WANT TO GO IN THE VENDING MACHINE."