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Joke of the Day

"Joe: Yes, that was me. Obama: Please stop. Joe: I will not stop. This room will smell so bad when he gets here. Obama: Joe... Joe: Nope."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Licksalottapuss."

"I'm always frank with my sexual partners. Don't want them knowing my real name!!"

"There's 3 ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone or forbid your kids to do it."

"Scars are tattoos with better stories."

"Wanna see some black magic? Sorry, i meant African American Magic"

"[snake charmer struggling to get snake to stand up] I swear this never happens"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 was a Registered Sex Offender."

"What's the most common question in Quantum Physics? I don't know"