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Joke of the Day

"What are some canned retorts that can be funny in many situations, like ""that's what she said"" or ""let's not and say we did""?"

"Here's how science works..,, if it's not your idea you think it's insane. Thank you, I'll be here all night! #science #joke"

"Kanye's acceptance speech on the VMA's"

"Hey, do you wanna f*** ;) ***only available at participating stores"

"I like my coffee like I like my ships. Full of semen."

"Shopping with girlfriend, she says, ""let's go down this aisle."" Me - K. Why? Her - It's a surprise. Me - K. Why? Her - Just grab that. *points* Me - K. Why? Her - KY. Me - K... Her - Y."

"Me: Siri, did you know millions of people misquote you on Twitter every day? Siri: Tim, I want your polish sausage."

"Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture."

"Jokes about communism are funny... Unless you share them with everybody"

"""building-building building building building-building building"" (translatiom: structur-making tower makimg another structure-making tower)"