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Joke of the Day

"Surprise your family by quitting your job and becoming a coffee table."

"If you love something set it free,unless it's a lion. Don't do that."

"Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that."

"How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They only screw playoff games"

"During an inspection of the federal penitentiary, I saw a bald inmate beat up a warden. I guess the warden was hit by a Smooth Criminal."

"Sometimes a tough situation is best described... As being between Iraq and hard place."

"What did the Banana say to the Vibrator? I don't know why you're shaking, she's going to eat me."

"Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow? Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!"

"Donald Trump wants to ban shredded cheese... He wants to make America grate again"

"Mailboxes were invented so you know how far away you can be in a robe before you look like a mental patient."