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Joke of the Day
"Surprise your family by quitting your job and becoming a coffee table."
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"You know, Latino jokes are pretty much the same as Black jokes. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jammal"
"Worst Betrayals in History: - Judas turning on Jesus - Brutus helping to murder Caesar - Verizon guy going to work for Sprint"
"I lay on the grass looking up at the clouds. 'That woolly one looks like a fist' I say, as Jack punches me again."
"My daughter has reached that age where she's asking embarrassing questions about sex Just this morning she said, ""Daddy, is that the best that you can do?"""
"[police car behind me] Me: shit, was that a red light back there? My dog: like a grey Me: ... My dog: like a light grey. If that helps"
"It's been so long since I bought groceries, this morning I saw a cockroach move out. ""Good luck,"" he sighed, clutching his tiny suitcases."
"my penis so big.... it goes from A to Z on the keyboard"
"I have a super hero joke Fantastic four"
"Why can't lions ever conquer the world? Because the pride comes before the fall."