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Joke of the Day
"What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use? The Hodor-eliminating kind."
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"What makes an elderly millionaire bachelor more attractive? Terminal illness."
"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring nickelback"
"What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves? I expect to Potter-own 'em."
"Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had an albino child? It was a case of two Wongs making a white."
"Whats the best thing about being a meth addict? Only two more sleeps until christmas."
"Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash? - He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado"
"My wife told me I had to choose My wife walked in and told me I had to choose. Her or reddit.... I'm sure going to miss her."
"I'd give these pigeons some bread but they'd probably just spend it on drugs."
"I wish todays youth had to endure the humiliation of having your dad pick up the landline phone and start dialing while you're talking on it"