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Joke of the Day
"How do you seat four gay men on a bar stool? Flip it over."
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"Where can you find a turtle that has no legs? Exactly where you left it."
"i show up at the range wearing a t-shirt that says ""I Wont Wear The Earplugs"" and i m promptly directed back to my car by staff members"
"That Old Man An Old man knocked on my door and asked for the donation towards the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water."
"Some people might as well post ""Wants Attention"" as their Facebook status"
"I ain't got much but I can keep dry. Which is more than moist people."
"What do you call a Spanish woman with a loose vagina? Consuelo!"
"That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat."
"Why do elephants have 4 feet? Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do"
"Math joke My Calculus teacher told me:""Degrees are essentially useless in this class, we will use radians instead."" I replied:""Is that why you're teaching Calculus?"""