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Joke of the Day

"A man went to grab some Viagra... out of the cupboard, but accidentally grabbed some twink. He awoke in the morning with a correction."

"My cat died. But I know he'll forever live on in passwords."

"Boy, is my face red! Fingering a suspect means something totally different at the police station, you guys."

"Synonames: two names that fit the same type of person (see: Trish and Pam)"

"Ex-Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has died following a stroke but why she was following it, nobody knows."

"If you like pina coladas And getting caught in the rain Then you are some kind of weirdo *swipes left on tinder*"

"What do cows that are stoners say? 420 graze it"

"Did you hear about the farmer's daughter who was sent home from the county fair? She couldn't keep her calves together."

"Fat girls just want to have Funyuns."

"Why are birds always short on cash? Because they have bills."