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Joke of the Day

"Seriously guys, every 'yo momma' joke has already been done thousands of times by thousands of people.. just like yo momma!"

"When life gives you chlamydia, make lemon chlamydia?"

"What's the best thing about dating a black girl? You'd never have to meet the father."

"Did you guys hear about the shoe store that got looted in Baltimore? The only thing they left were the work boots."

"Netflix just announced it's raising the price and changing it's slogan to ""One movie you wanna see and a thousand others you never heard of"""

"I feel like a crushed Coke can on the sidewalk. Soda pressed."

"So, my lesbian friend asked how I view lesbian relationships. In Hd was not the correct answer."

"My kids are always accusing me of having a 'favourite kid' Which is ridiculous as I don't like any of them. -Danny Zuker"

"What's a woman's favorite keyboard key? Ctrl"

"My grandfather suffers from dimensia... he doesn't ever seem to know at what point he exists in time or space."