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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a red-headed baker? A Ginger-bread man"
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"How does Sean Connery shave? Ctrl+S"
"Doctor, doctor I think I need glasses!! You certainly do sir. This is a fish and chip shop."
"New spy action film to feature a furry marsupial It will be called Mission Impossumible"
"If only they had and Olympic event for Facebook, my FB friend would win Gold everytime in the Drama event."
"roses are red... Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, cheese on toast."
"A recent archeological dig was finished at historic Stratford-upon-Avon They found many typewriters and many, many, more monkey skeletons"
"Everyone talks about how May 4th is 100% hands down the best Star Wars holiday ever.... But only a fifth May deal in absolutes.."
"Have you heard of that new film about the tractor? I've just seen the trailer."
"I told my kids ""I slept like a baby last night, Woke up at 1am and fussed until your mom stuck a boob in my mouth."""