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Joke of the Day

"My Parents asked me what i wanted for christmas... I said i want something to wear and something to play with. So they got me a pair of pants with the pockets cut out."

"original joke time! The last Pope was always butthurt... They called him the Wholly Salty Sea."

"""Alright they've left for vacation lets rob em"" Oh shoot their porch lights are on ""So what we literally watched them leave"" Rules are rules"

"I think it's pretty cool Chinese people made a language made entirely out of tattoos."

"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Ceasars"

"You gotta love North Korea Especially if you're a North Korean"

"This generation has discovered the selfie stick. My generation discovered AIDS. Don't know what's worse."

"What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries? Guidelines"

"Does anyone want to buy a broken yo-yo? No strings attached"

"if you see suicide squad be sure to stay after the credits. lots of people leave half empty containers of popcorn and you can just have them"