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Joke of the Day

"What does batman call his dick? Robin/Nightwing - depends how big it is"

"What did the young boy say to the pedophile who's dick was soft? Nothing, he died choking on cum."

"What do you call a dissection performed by drunks? An Autipsy."

"Did you hear about the recent theft from the Louvre in Paris? Three paintings were stolen. The thieves took the Renoir to get the Monet to get their Van Gogh."

"I'm getting married! Well, I have a new boyfriend! Okay, I have a date for tomorrow night! FINE. Shoe salesman said ""Come back soon""."

"Did you know that Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard? Neither did she."

"What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman? I came, I thaw, I conquered ."

"What's the difference between Kim Jong Un and Hillary Clinton? One is called ""The Great Leader"" and the other, ""Great Deleter"""

"Have you heard the joke about my penis? Nevermind, no one ever gets it."

"I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already."