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Joke of the Day
"why can't you keep a jew in jail? they eat lox..."
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"I might not be a gynecologist But I know a cunt when I see one"
"My mailman got gender reassignment surgery. Now he's a post man"
"Why don't men install urinals in their houses? Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)"
"What kind of fruit can't get married? A Cantleope"
"My fat friend, who always says I'm cheating when I roll so much as a 16, just rolled a perfect 20. Ugh, I fucking hate hippo-crits."
"I'd always wondered why they didn't make pencils with erasers on either side Then I realised there wouldn't be any point."
"BY COINCIDENCE By coincidence, the mom from Toy Story had adult toys named Woody and Buzz Lightyear"
"Why is there a ""D"" in fridge but not in refrigerator? Because you don't put the ""D"" in the big ones."
"I wish I could replace my central nervous system with a central confidence system."