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Joke of the Day
"why can't you keep a jew in jail? they eat lox..."
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"If others are jealous, you're doing something right."
"The definition of irony; Not knowing the difference between a definition, and an example."
"This isn't a racist joke..is it? What do you call a Hispanic with a Rubber Toe? Roberto"
"Emperor Augustus throws down his pen in disgust... Emperor Augustus throws down his pen in disgust, exclaiming: ""I can't believe it's February and I'm still writing B.C. on all of my checks!"""
"""Finish your peas. Kids in China are starving"" ""Finish your math. Kids in America are cheating off the Asian kids"""
"Picking up someone at a bar when you're drunk, is like going to the grocery store hungry... You end up taking home crap you didn't want."
"I told this cute girl some cheesy puns yesterday... She said they were hit or swiss. I guess I gouda done cheddar."
"After Israel threatened to take the Security Council vote as an act of war, the New Zealand Ambassador called Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.... ...Picking up the phone, he spoke ""Hebrew."""
"Why did the man call his horse Fleabag? Because he was often scratched!"