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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates? Doctors without boarders."

"Which group of people are the best at jazz? The Saxons!"

"""My homework ate my dog"" -student in python breeding class"

"If you are a woman and you like men that wear glasses... I am full of specs appeal."

"How's havin' a dick? It comes in handy."

"DEATH: You're grounded! Get back here! DEATH'S DAUGHTER: Whatever. *gets on motorcycle, zooms across tightrope* DEATH: HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME!"

"A man goes to see a psychologist wear only plastic wrap on his whole body The psychologist says well I can see your nuts"

"People in India must really enjoy sandwiches. I heard there were almost 250,000 people in a new deli."

"Seal walks into a club Sales have been down recently so he doesn't play larger venues anymore."

"A year after marriage, wife complains to husband that he promised he would love her the same even after marriage... Husband says ""yeah, but I wasn't expecting to get married to you!"""