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Joke of the Day
"Everyone has that one friend who treats their Facebook status like their therapist."
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"Finally getting around to shaving my legs, blow drying them kept taking to long."
"Go sport ball! Game time! Yelling and outfits! Beer! You guys are bad! We are good! Sports yelling! Bright colors! #sports"
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? (Super Mario Brothers) *""Denim Denim Denim""*"
"I seruptitously flicked a booger on a guy who was being mean to his wife. If this is what being a sniper feels like, I like it."
"Do you remember that time you met Bill Cosby? No? Add another one to the list!"
"Make it a Great Friday by not getting nailed to a cross."
"What's the difference between an establishment where alcohol is served and an elephant passing gas? One is a Bar Room, the other is a BAROOOM!"
"I wish I was just like my nose And all it takes is spicy food to get me to run."
"Two dyslexics walk in to a bra"