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Joke of the Day
"Everyone has that one friend who treats their Facebook status like their therapist."
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"If green gummy bears are strawberry flavored, what is the flavor of yellow gummy bears? PHLEGMon"
"A lion wouldn't cheat at golf... But a tiger woods"
"Dirty funny What do you get when there are two nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you get with two nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you get with two nuts on your chin? A Dick in your mouth."
"Very Cheesy Joke Friend : Hey dude did you see that thing i posted on /r/pcmasterrace? Me : Yeah I ""readit"" (reddit)"
"How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy? It depends on how big his plantation is."
"What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half."
"Def Need a "" facebook filter"" to prevent all the weddings and babies from showing up on my feed."
"Did you guys see the score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer match? Egypt 8 .. Ethiopia didn't"
"My social life. /thread"