100859
Joke of the Day
"Joke: Genie in the bottle | geaNostra"
Next Joke
"How do you know Axe was invented by black people? If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask."
"What do you call a woman who can successfully play pool whilst balancing a glass of lager on her head? Beatrix Potter."
"What's the difference between a Priest and a Wristwatch? A priest's hands stop at 10."
"COP: The killer wrote a message on the victim's mirror ME: You can't prove it was me COP: It was written in Dorito dust ME: I want a lawyer"
"There is no better karate instructor than a spider web in your face."
"*watching my hamster gnaw on his tiny broadsword* you are a disgrace to your lineage and bring great shame upon this house"
"Want to hear a dirty joke?[NSFW] How do you catch a girl...IN A BOOBIE TRAP!!!!!!"
"What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked? Cracker."
"Cinderella was thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball."