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Joke of the Day

"Just got out of the shower and lotioned up Unfortunately I'm not a chick so this won't get 624 faves"

"What do you call Pixar porn? Fucked Up"

"My credit card number is 4339-8245... Wait. Is this Amazon?"

"What sexual position guarantees the ugliest baby? Go ask your mother"

"You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, ""concentrate""."

"I judge you by what's behind you in your photos."

"I have four problems in life... ...counting, remembering and counting."

"purposely bought tall lace up boots so I'll never have to be anywhere on time again"

"He stole my heart, so I stole his last name. Is the slogan of a very famous body parts and new ID shop in Mexico."

"What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda? Battle Royale with cheese."