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Joke of the Day
"The presidency should be EASY for Trump... after all, mini hands make light work."
Next Joke
"Picture a scavenger hunt where the only items on the list are ""your house keys"" and ""your house."" Well, son, that's what drinking is like."
"Of course I believe you are God's gift to women. He gave us periods and painful childbirth. Why not you too?"
"Just stuck my tongue in an outlet. The results were shocking."
"Curiosity killed the cat... Why the hell was she on Mars?"
"My wife and i got along so much better... When we were just brother and sister"
"My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world. I told him to stop seeing things in black and white."
"Sex with me is just like my childhood birthday parties No one ever comes and I cry when it's all over"
"Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing"
"Oprah lost a fortune in the stock market. Don't worry, she gained it all back."