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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what really bugs me? Insect puns"
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"Son,wanking will make you blind.. I said dad, I'm over here"
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"why is it so hard to solve a murder in Kentucky? Because everyone is related and there are no dental records."
"i bet all the girls say ""i bet you say that to all the girls"" to all the guys."
"DONKEY-ONION HYBRID Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes."
"[looks over neighbour's fence while he's in the pool] ""Dude, we get it. You can hold your breath for [looks at watch] 19 days."""
"What do you call a dog with no legs? ...it doesn't matter, he isn't going to come anyways."