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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop an Italian from talking? Tie his hands together"
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"I am the janitor of the World Trade center back in 2001 - AmA Edit: Wow this *blew* up."
"You know you're on Twitter too much when you start learning the news from the jokes."
"""I like the way you move!"" -Jealous inanimate object"
"Knock, Knock. > Who's there? > The secret of Comedy. > The secret of Co.. > (interrupting) TIMING!"
"Wanna know the best joke ever? Read the top comments...."
"What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia? You get stoned."
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