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Joke of the Day

"In the game of poker, you have to play the hand you're dealt. Unless it's a literal hand. Then it's a redeal."

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"A girl I know got collagen injections in her butt. Now she looks like a smuggler's desk. She's got a false bottom in her drawers. Just thought of that one today."
"A group of people were yelling at me in the movie theater. It got so loud I had to take my phone call outside."
"A Jew walks into a bar Mitzvah"
"It's international women's day. But apparently my local strip club didn't get the memo. Went there today and all the girls were from my country. No international women at all."
"A joke from my 5 year old brother... Q: What has four legs but doesn't move? A: A statue of a dog!"
"Interviewer: what are your future plans? Me: lunch Interviewer: I meant long term plans Me: what, like dinner?"
"I made a song about a tortilla. [Well actually, it's more of a wrap.](http://i.imgur.com/Clj36.jpg)"
"In 1000 years, archaeologists will find tanning beds and think we fried people as punishments."
"Have you heard that HPV had spread to birds? It has caused multiple cases of aviary cancer."