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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the journalist who stumbled upon a campsite murder? She reported it was bloody in-tents!"

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"Did you hear about the two men who were arrested for stealing a calendar? They each got six months"
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"Why do Catholics not fight during church? Because Mass-Debating is wrong (read it out loud)"
"I thought I liked spheres then I realized they're pointless."
"What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan? Taco Bell."
"Scrabble is adding 5,000 new words including ""chillax"" and ""selfie."" So kids, there's never been a better time to challenge your grandparents to a game of Scrabble."
"To err is human; to moo bovine."
"What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)? Existence is futile."
"If laughter is the best medicine, Jimmy Fallon doesn't need health insurance."