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Joke of the Day
"How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!"
Next Joke
"Linda, this is embarrassing, but when I sent that email that you were poetry in motion I meant to type pottery. You look like a jug."
"What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair? Barberians."
"I wanna join a gang so I can get in a street fight with a rival gang and intimidatingly snap my fingers to a clever song about friendship."
"What if texting broke for a month society would be like uhhhhhjjjjjjhhhhhhhhhhh ""hello may I please speak to so and so"" all nervous and shit"
"I get scared visiting the ghetto on Google street view."
"What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson? ""Etude, Brute?"""
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some obscure number that you'll never understand."
"The most disappointing moment of my adult life was when I found out a vaporizer is an e-cigarette and not a death ray that vaporizes people."
"Broomhilda & Django Broomhilda never knows when Django is in the mood cause the D is silent."