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Joke of the Day
"How many jews could get in to the cab? It depends on ashtrays capacity. //badenglishsorry"
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"Happy to report that I just made People magazine's list of top 100 million people on Twitter."
"I'm sorry I'm late. I saw a drawing of the sun wearing sunglasses and spent 4 hours wondering what the fuck he was protecting his eyes from."
"What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law? A small medium at large."
"I didn't post that copyright notice thing on my Facebook and I've already seen SIX of MY photos of me with my casseroles in BMW commercials"
"What kind of fruit is also a vegetable? Elton John in a coma."
"What does a 75 year old pussy taste like? Depends."
"""Honey?! What did you feed him? His poop is huge ... and green!"" [the first of many struggles that Bruce Banner's parents faced]"
"Making jokes about rape is hard... because it's such a touchy subject and you always have to force it"
"I think I was an unwanted child I'm 36 years old and my mother is still chasing me around with a coat hanger"