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Joke of the Day

"They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your own damn business."

"How do magicians hide their boners? The power of missed-erection."

"They discovered a new mummy in an Egyptian pyramid. He was found wrapped in chocolate and golden foil. They believe his name is Pharaoh Rocher."

"My wife just said to me that i'm a Pedophile and it is wrong -Pedophile? That's an awfully big word for a 12 year old."

"Do you know poop is tapered at one end? So your asshole doesn't slam shut."

"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk."

"Never trust an atom They make up everything"

"Packing to move is the probably the worst game of Tetris I've ever played."

"What did the bird say in gratitude? ""Thank"", then it cooed."

"Woman from Q [NSFW] There was once a woman from Q. She filled her vagina with glue. she said with a grin, if you paid to get it in, you'll pay to get it out too."