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Joke of the Day

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 53 times a day, you're an Instagram filter."

"Why was Biggie hungry at school? He forgot Tupac his lunch! *knee slap*"

"St. Patricks Day Whenever people pinch me on Saint Patricks Day, I punch them. Because whatever you do with ""I"" I do with ""U"""

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? An obscure number you've probably never heard of......"

"Why did the sasquatch go on a diet? He didn't want to be Obeast."

"Where do geographers go for a drink? The Isobar"

"I get out of awkward dinner party convos by telling people it's my first outing since the psychiatrist declared me unfit to stand trial"

"I just don't get bukkake It goes straight over my head."

"Guy shoots Fake Gun in the air https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Auw8wJVU0l8"

"What do you call when Batman leaves the church early? Christian Bale"