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Joke of the Day

"A new Zealand joke Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses? They saw what happened to the sheep"

"I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely... ...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone."

"Guys, I think I just came up with a new joke! Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs? Cause then there would be a hole in one!"

"What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty? Pessimist Prime"

"You'd better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovakia."

"I call bullshit on the Chinese language. There's no way that shit is real."

"All these illegal immigrants...(xpost) ...have crossed the line!"

"Today I saw a homeless man pick up a brochure for a computer repairer. I guess he's having computer problems?"

"You don't have to tell me I'm negative. I no."

"A wizard walks in to a gay bar.. And disappears with a poof!"