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Joke of the Day

"Just did my taxes. Put $420.69 on every line and 5 IRS agents just showed up at my door with a keg, 3 strippers and giant foam fingers."

"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are about a buck and deer nuts are under a buck."

"To err is human. To blame it on someone else shows management potential."

"What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!"

"Sochi Nobody's going to be Rushin there."

"Why do mexicans dislike rust? Because it is feo"

"What does a West Virginia woman say after sex? Git off me Pa, you're squishing my smokes."

"What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!"

"ok so, imagine star wars but instead of space it's brooklyn n uh instead of cool space guys, it's lena dunham complaining about stuff"

"Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur's court? Circumference."