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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Nothing. They're both on Reddit EVERY FUCKING DAY."

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"Last night I dreamt I was a muffler... I woke up this morning exhausted."
"0 Two muffins baking in the oven. One says ""Bloody hell! It's hot in here."" The other spins around..... ""AAAHHHHHH!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!! GET ME OUT!!!!"""
"Memo to Life: Fewer lemons. More cherries. Thanks!"
"Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know what's wrong with my phone but I can't make long distance calls any longer! Operator: Don't worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!"
"I decided to switch to a new barber My current barber just isn't cutting it."
"Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you."
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"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream."
"[NSFW] What came first: The egg or the chicken? The chicken, I don't think egg cums."
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