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Joke of the Day
"What's the cheapest type of meat Deer balls. They're under a buck."
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"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair gets in the way."
"They say that every time you have sex it's the same amount of exercise as running 5 miles But I think that's bullshit because I've never run 5 miles in 30 seconds."
"What do you call a Polish dancer? A stripper"
"And they lived apathetically ever after."
"Here's another great Ellen Pao Joke [deleted]"
"The original ""Ben Hur"" was a mega hit movie ....with ( 11 ) Oscars. The remake is a box office flop. A clear case of ""Ben Hur, Done That"""
"You know why gay men make such easy prisoners to guard... Because most already have a whistling alarm for when they try to run."
"The Spanish word of the day is wheelchair. Ex. There's only one donut left, so wheelchair."
"What's the worst part about swim-up bars? The watery stools"