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Joke of the Day

"women and their purses! haha what's in there. tampons? lol. WATER? sweater? got sweaters? do you have an extra men's medium sweater in there"

"So I walked into a pub with some of the lads... Oh wait hang on I don't have a social life."

"how to beat an egg: - literally pick any game you want, they dont even have hands"

"Riverdance was invented by an Irish family with 7kids but only one toilet."

"What do you call two crows? Attempted murder."

"What did one plate say to the other? ""Lunch is on me."""

"A salesman knocked on my door today. ""Who currently provides your Internet?"" he asked. I said, ""My next door neighbour."""

"I always cry before talking to attractive girls Any tips against pepper spray?"

"What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common? It's their knees that go first."

"What did the Klondike Bar say to Jesus? What would you do."