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Joke of the Day
"""Homie don't fleek doe,"" I say to a group of teenagers, hoping it means something."
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"A man walks into a bar... ...and is sent to the hospital with a severe head injury."
"2 yr old just made me wish I was 2 again: ""I had a dream I was walking down the street and didn't have to hold anyone's hand"""
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers"
"I made love to a girl in quicksand. That was the only time she went down on me."
"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""why the long face?"""
"Case against Congress A guy walks into his agent's office and says, ""Got a great movie idea. Guy hates Congress wants to bring them down."" Agent looks up and says, ""We'll never get the backing!"""
"What's the difference between Lebron James and a dollar (USD)... A dollar gives you four quarters :-)"
"What are the man with no shoes say when he was forced to walk on broken glass? Fuck"
"""Pick a card....any card."" -impatient Hallmark employee"