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Joke of the Day
"""Homie don't fleek doe,"" I say to a group of teenagers, hoping it means something."
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"What do we want? A 2016 calendar! When do we want it? Late 2015!"
"Let my legacy to this whole thing be a single outstretched middle finger with fire where a fingernail should be"
"""You have a very large package downstairs."" I really need to work on how I word things to the men around this office."
"If I get one upvote I'll get drunk by myself tonight. Edit: Well okay, thanks Reddit, I upvoted it myself."
"What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano? A minor."
"Why was the homeless man's body cremated? Because he urned it"
"What's the difference between hematologists and urologists? A hematologist pricks fingers."
"Thank you, Student Loan, for getting me through college. I don't think I can ever repay you."
"I felt a rush of culture shock wash over me as I walked through a middle eastern market It was bazaar"