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Joke of the Day
"Kim Davis's Daughter was Fired by the SPCA She wouldn't feed the strays"
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"Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children."
"Yo momma joke Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""
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