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Joke of the Day

"LE NEW JOKE??? AWWW YEHP"

"What do you call a popular joke on reddit a repost"

"Boss: Have I made myself clear? Me: No, I can still see you. Boss: Shakes head."

"The best way to eat a salad is to order a pizza instead."

"HUGE shout out to Will Smith! With out him we never would have survived the alien attack in '96. Happy Independence Day!"

"I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why."

"""Can I have a pound of onions please."" ""Sorry sir, it's kilos these days."" ""oh, ok, can I have a pound of kilos please."""

"confucious says man who worships the pussy.... puts his thrust in god."

"humans: wat did we ever do to deserve dogs dogs: wat horible sins were done to our ancestors for us to be subservient to the humabns"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh What do you call a crocodile with no eyes? A crocodle. What do you call an Indian with no eyes? A blind man you fucking idiot."