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Joke of the Day

"So Recep Tayyip Erdogan says to Michelle Bachelet, ""Do you want to get together and make some dinner?"" For you dense fuckers, this joke is playing on Turkey and Chile's presidents."

"Me and my mate have just been fighting over which is the best vowel. I won."

"What do you call a butthurt white guy? A salty cracker."

"Since the snow came, all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in."

"You ever notice that the most dangerous thing about marijuana is getting caught with it?"

"Why do they call the hardest group, ""The Group of Death""? Four rosters of boners & you'd want to die too."

"What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan? Gotta go fast!"

"""Newt Gingrich"" sounds like the name of a villain that JK Rowling made up."

"TIL Doctors can screen for STDs by placing a feather along the skin between the penis and the butthole. Doctors don't use this screening method, however, because the test tickles."

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