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Joke of the Day
"I hate when I'm in a room with 3 other people, & I have to shove the entire kit kat in my mouth."
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"Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people said ""Taxi!"""
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"Did you know a cat can jump higher than a house? This is due to the fact that cats have very powerful hind legs and that houses can't jump."
"So I'm making a Marvin Gaye tribute band... We're gonna be called 'Marvin Gayer'."
"A pencil walks into a bar The bartender says, ""We don't serve your type here."" The pencil yells back ""Erasist!"""
"*points to person jogging outside through the snow* ""Look kids, a lunatic"""
"What did one condom say to the other at a gay bar? Let's get shitfaced!"
"What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer."