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Joke of the Day
"Turtle + Porcupine = Slowpoke"
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"I'm 28 years old, but in marriage years, I'm already dead."
"How do you turn a link on r/jokes purple? You choke the shit out of him"
"Make the little things count. Teach midgets math"
"A recent medical study shows that women who carry a little extra weight generally live longer than the men in their lives who mention it."
"What did the fish say when he hit concrete? Dam(n)."
"How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet? ""Sir, this is a liquor store."""
"""SANTA"" rearranged is ""SATAN""...I'm on to you fat man"
"Son : ""Dad, who did I get my intelligence from ?"" Dad : ""It must be from your mother. I still have mine"""
"What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence? ""I'm udderly ruined!"" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to"