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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guys who snorted curry powder instead of cocaine? One of them now has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma."

"Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7? Because ""Kindle"" was taken."

"So apparently airport security doesn't like it when you call shotgun before boarding a plane."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? Garbanzo beans were never the subject of bad puns."

"I've been looking everywhere for my U2 CD... but I still haven't found what I'm looking for."

"The old lady at the bank An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance. So I pushed her over."

"I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years eve party..... when you hear an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in."

"What do you call a gay dentist? A tooth fairy"

"Donald Trump's Vice President... ...Charlie Sheen, cause they will be Winning!"

"Have you ever heard someone honking so aggressively & for so long that you're like ""this was never about the traffic, was it, buddy?"""