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Joke of the Day
"You need an Arc? I Noah guy."
Next Joke
"Although ""Appreciate the little things"" is good life advice, It's not something to say in bed."
"What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding? Thanks for the mammaries!"
"My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person So I can get a better girlfriend ---Not OC, credit: Anthony Jeselnik"
"*mugger pulls a knife* Mugger: gimme your money Me: well this night took a SHARP turn *later* Doctor: it's a record for amount of stabs"
"I wanted to go to college to be a farmer. But, they didn't have a degree in that field."
"Poor onions I cried when my Dad sliced Onions. I missed Onions. He was a good dog."
"What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time? An asymptoad."
"Twins Yesterday, I was hanging out with my girlfriend when her identical twin sister walked by. Then my girlfriend asked me, ""Do you think my sister is pretty?"""
"Did some1 really think naming a restaurant Pizza HUT was a good idea? ""We want a name that communicates quality food & 3rd world housing!"""