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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls? Test Tickles"
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"My Math teacher asked me if I have learnt about angles yeah, to a degree"
"*Maintains eye contact with the soccer mom feeding her kid organic kale chips while giving my kid a snickers bar."
"Sex with 3 people... Sex with 3 people is called a threesome. Sex with 2 people is called a twosome. That explains why they call you handsome."
"What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth? Gladiator"
"How do you know when the king of Egypt is horny? ...From all the Pharaoh moans."
"Just saw a poor girl crying in the library, devastated about something. So I pulled up a chair, leaned in and told her, ""You can shut up or go outside, I've got an exam tomorrow""."
"I like to write ""Wake Up"" on my To-Do list so I can start the day off accomplishing something."
"People often accuse me of ""stealing other's jokes"" and being ""a plagiarist."" (Their words, not mine)"
"In the 90's did the backstreet boys have a cafeteria? I mean a bacteria.Thank you ladies and germs."