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Joke of the Day
"Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !"
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"If the Black Lives Matter movement had started 300 years ago... it would have been called PETA"
"Watched an old man pay in all quarters and my only thought was ""he must keep all the money he pulls from behind kid's ears"""
"What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation? The Cross Product"
"Watson asks Holmes What type of rock is this? It has many layers compressed together."
"I don't always have sex with star trek fans... but when I do, I prefer dos trekkies."
"Whats a joke so bad its funny? I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones"
"wait, do bisexuals experience sexual attraction twice a year or once every two years"
"A third grader opens the door and yells to his mom. ""Mom! Today I found out I have a bigger penis than all the other kids!"" ""That's because you're 23, Tyrone."""
"I went to the zoo yesterday, but the only animal they had was a small dog. It was a shih-tzu."