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Joke of the Day

"I can't be the only one that sees the day when a direct message from a catfish is called carp DM."

"Calling someone a drama queen is so negative. Why not ""content creator""?"

"I call my penis Bernie Sanders... ...because it leans far left and stands up for everyone."

"She called and said she didn't have anywhere else to go, so I agreed with her."

"If you hate Capitalism so much, then just write everything in lower case. Problem solved."

"The Westboro Babtist Church is planning to picket Reddit two days after their IAmA. No, seriously. http://www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html"

"creating an app called Friends With Pools. It's exactly what you think it is."

"Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown? Because he had no depth perception."

"The inventor of predictive text has died... His funfair will be hello on Sundial."

"Apparently sleeping your way to the top, doesn't mean dozing off in meetings or taking naps in the copier room."