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Joke of the Day

"idea: business cards that just say NO Sir can I have 5 mins of ur [card] Girl can I get ur number [card] BRO DID U STEAL MY NO CARDS [card]"

"Girls who say, ""a lot of guys are after me"", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers"

"[God Creating Dads] God: Ah, yes. Think I'm done Dads: Hi Done, we're Dads! God: Dads: God: *creates the adjustable thermostat*"

"What do you call a black dinosaur? TYRONE-ASAURUS REX! I made this joke up in like middle school I think."

"How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap? 9 Months."

"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their biggest hits were the wall."

"I was watching a documentary about Islam the other day... But eventually I just got bored and changed the channel. I never did get to the bomb making part! *^OC^as ^^far ^^as ^^I ^^know*"

"People who push and shove to get on a flight before other passengers are possibly going to get to their end destination one second faster."

"My friend Opie owns a pizza restaurant. Wanna know why it's so successful? Because Opie delivers."

"Feeling sad? Just picture Cee Lo Green climbing a rope."