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Joke of the Day
"Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way to get the neighbors to pay for that privacy fence."
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"Thinking about quitting my job to pursue my dream of not working."
"A man goes to a halloween party wearing nothing but his pants The host asks, "" Hey, what the fuck are you supposed to be?"" The man replies, ""I am a premature ejaculation"""
"here is a self depreciating joke. **Q: What is the difference between me and a brick?** A: Bricks get laid"
"*horse walks into a bar* *horse walks into a bar* *horse walks into a bar* *horse walks into an optometrist* Horse: Holy shit please help me"
"I could probably kill this woman, serve my prison sentence, come back here and buy my diet coke before she finishes writing her check."
"[overhears wife complaining about me on phone] he's always overreacting and making a mess *spits chocolate milk everywhere* ARE YOU SERIOUS?"
"Why did the Latino girl come to class pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay."
"What does a Spanish dog say at the marina? Bark-o."
"What part of your hand is the most salty? The NaCls"