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Joke of the Day

"Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of the boat? Because if they fell forward they would land in the boat!"

"My arm tried killing me last night I told him ""nice tri"""

"Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog? They're always singing about getting a ""long little doggy""."

"Which letter has the best bum? Big Rs"

"I used to be a taxi driver. Do you know why I gave it up? I didn't like people talking behind my back!"

"This election has been a bit like watching porn... The hype was fun but now it's over I'm disgusted by what I'm watching."

"I love giving kisses to little children on Halloween.. I don't know but they love that candy"

"After doing it once they said a prostate exam is like riding a bike.. Without the seat."

"Her: How do you do it w/ 4 kids? Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah."

"What do you call a secret agent running for the bus? A Russian spy."