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Joke of the Day

"Sneaking up on me from behind while I'm doing dishes is a super fun way to get yourself stabbed with a steak knife"

"What's worse than two babies in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters."

"Wait a minute... Computer! Freeze this porn video! Now, zoom in 900%. Enhance... Enhance... Rotate 360 ... There! NO WEDDING RINGS!"

"How many potato's does it take to kill an Irishman? None."

"The most underused drug is birth control pills."

"There was a lot of this before MJ died. [img]http://i.imgur.com/oZxmOzJ.png[/img]"

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... Those who understand Binary and those who don't... Source: Boredomtheraphy.com"

"I almost had a heart attack when I saw a black man carrying a TV like mine. Then I remembered mine was at home working in the garden."

"Pakistan makes nuclear threat in response to fake news The struggle Israel"

"Did you hear, John Wayne Bobbit got his penis cut off again? Isn't that redickless?"