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Joke of the Day
"Where do people with foot fetishes get their shoes? Footlicker"
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"Birthdays are good for your health Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer."
"How can you tell if a girls tinder profile is fake? They're attractive!"
"Dont' Wake the Baby by Elsie Cries"
"Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning? .....have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?"
"An insanely hot girl sat across me in the train this morning and our eyes met. I thought I'd have a raging boner. But then she had one first."
"Two parrots were sitting on a perch One says to the other, ""Something smells a bit fishy!"""
"How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done? The Kurds have their ways"
"[spelling bee] Judge: Your word is McConaughey McConaughey. M-C-C-O-N-A-U-G-H-E-Y, McConaughey. Did I get it? Judge: We have no idea"
"What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A straight line."