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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a brothel.. The attendant behind the desk says ""Beat it. We're closed""."
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"I hate it when they tell you that they accept cards but refuse to accept my seven of spades"
"If a tree falls in the woods.. ..and nobody is around to hear it, then I've found the perfect place for Justin Beiber"
"Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth? To prevent tooth DK."
"My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep."
"What does a spider want to be when he grows up? (This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer."
"China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means, Even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you."
"I wanna give a shoutout to the sidewalks For keeping people off the streets."
"It sucks that Mary and Joseph couldn't get a room at an inn..... but what were they expecting not having a reservation on Christmas Eve of all nights!"
"Please stop sending me sexy photos of yourselves, ladies. You're distracting me while I try to read this book on reverse psychology."