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Joke of the Day
"I bet you haven't heard of this new movie Constipation... ...it hasn't come out yet."
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"Typos... that's just how I role."
"How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem? Glue a sandwich on the ceiling."
"What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery? uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!"
"The presidential race between Hillary and Trump reminds me of the first AVP movie. Whoever wins, we lose."
"Johnny Depp is proof that if you dress like you're a member of a rock band long enough one will just form around you eventually"
"Breaking news! A man who tried to sue an airline company about his missing luggage has lost his case"
"Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant? Here teacher said to go home and do her ""essay""."
"so what if I can't spell Armageddon.. .. it's not the end of the world."
"Arguing on the Internet is like sex with a goat No matter how good your performance, everyone else now thinks less of you."