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Joke of the Day

"Tim Cook announces iPhone charger cord to be long enough to reach a socket, Apple stock price quadruples."

"What do you call a confused Chinese guy? Wong Wei"

"Why is modern wheat supperior to old wheat? it's bred and better!"

"I like my women the way I like my software Without any viruses and I don't have to pay"

"What is the hardest part of telling a good gay joke? Keeping a straight face"

"Drugs don't kill people. People that don't have drugs kill people."

"I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger then it hit me!"

"Some cats just sit there looking at you like you owe them money."

"""Dad, why is my sister called Paris?"" ""Because we conceived her in Paris."" ""Ahh, thanks Dad! "" ""You're welcome, Backseat."""

"Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying this?"