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Joke of the Day

"Tim Cook announces iPhone charger cord to be long enough to reach a socket, Apple stock price quadruples."

"Does anybody know the name of that Godzilla Movie? It's the one where another monster actually breaks one of Godzilla's legs. I can't remember the name of the movie, but it has a huge cast."

"My dancing style can best be described as ""Guy On Maury Who Just Found Out He Isn't The Father."""

"Did you read the news about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"

"I just read a long article about Japanese sword fighters. If you want, I can samurais it for you."

"Drummer joke What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker? A podiatrist bucks up your feet."

"My girlfriend is like the sun... She's bright, cheerful, and she goes down every night."

"Just received an email listing 5 ways to prevent divorce. 'Don't get married' wasn't on there. Or 'murder.' Stupid list."

"""8. I have 8 condoms full of hummus taped to my person right now. Anyway, enough about me, can I get you folks started with an appetizer?"""

"What's worse than finding your dad murdered? The cop at the crime scene saying ""I'm so sorry son"""